{"product_id":"damn-dirty-ape-t-shirts","title":"Damn Dirty Ape – T-Shirts","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDamn Dirty Ape – ‘The Logger’ T-Shirt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBig Logs. Big Attitude. Absolutely No Monkey Business… Well, Maybe a Little! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHe’s back, he’s grumpy, and apparently nobody told him there’s a machine for carrying logs!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeet the latest member of the Damn Dirty Ape collection from BelleBrookArb.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur favourite hairy tree surgeon is stomping through the woods with a whopping great log on his shoulder, sporting his trusty arborist helmet, climbing harness and enough attitude to fell a forest.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeaturing a bold design with striking orange detailing and the unmistakable Damn Dirty Ape branding, this is one T-shirt that definitely doesn’t blend into the undergrowth!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you’re a professional tree surgeon, a weekend woodcutter, or just someone who likes their logs big and their humour slightly questionable, this one’s for you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChoose Your Colour\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eNatural Stone – Clean, classic and perfect for showing off your wild side.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSage Green – Blend in with nature. Stand out from the crowd.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEarthy Brown – For those who prefer their clothes the same colour as their working environment!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eThe Important Bits\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e● Price: £29.95 each (free shipping)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e● Sizes: S, M, L and XL\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e● Colours: Natural Stone, Sage Green and Earthy Brown\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e● Design: Our log-carrying ape with orange arborist detailing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e● Style: Short-sleeved, crew-neck, cotton T-shirt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e● Brand: Damn Dirty Ape by BelleBrookArb\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAbout Our Rather Hairy Models… \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYes, the pictures are AI-generated! How could you tell \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe did try booking a real ape for the photoshoot, but he demanded 400 bananas, a company van and Fridays off. Negotiations broke down. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo we’ve used a little AI magic to show off the collection instead.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe images are AI-generated mock-ups, designed to closely reflect the T-shirts, colours, print design and placement you can expect to receive.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThere may be slight differences in the final colours, print size and positioning, but the T-shirt you receive will be very much real.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe model, however, is entirely fictional. Although we’re fairly sure we’ve worked with his cousin. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Ready to Join the Troop?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for tree surgeons, arborists, outdoor enthusiasts and anyone who’s ever looked at a massive log and thought, “Yeah, I’ll carry that.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eJust £29.95 each!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGrab yours and wear your ape with pride.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDamn Dirty Ape – For Those Who Don’t Monkey Around! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"BelleBrookArb","offers":[{"title":"Sage Green \/ S","offer_id":57716009861495,"sku":null,"price":29.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stone \/ S","offer_id":57716009894263,"sku":null,"price":29.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ S","offer_id":57716009927031,"sku":null,"price":29.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage Green \/ M","offer_id":57716017725815,"sku":null,"price":29.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage Green \/ L","offer_id":57716017758583,"sku":null,"price":29.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage Green \/ XL","offer_id":57716017791351,"sku":null,"price":29.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stone \/ M","offer_id":57716017824119,"sku":null,"price":29.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stone \/ L","offer_id":57716017856887,"sku":null,"price":29.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stone \/ XL","offer_id":57716017889655,"sku":null,"price":29.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ M","offer_id":57716017922423,"sku":null,"price":29.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ L","offer_id":57716017955191,"sku":null,"price":29.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ XL","offer_id":57716017987959,"sku":null,"price":29.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0557\/9708\/8439\/files\/IMG_0193.jpg?v=1793910144","url":"https:\/\/bellebrookarb.co.uk\/products\/damn-dirty-ape-t-shirts","provider":"BelleBrookArb","version":"1.0","type":"link"}