Damn Dirty Ape – ‘The Logger’ T-Shirt
Big Logs. Big Attitude. Absolutely No Monkey Business… Well, Maybe a Little!
He’s back, he’s grumpy, and apparently nobody told him there’s a machine for carrying logs!
Meet the latest member of the Damn Dirty Ape collection from BelleBrookArb.
Our favourite hairy tree surgeon is stomping through the woods with a whopping great log on his shoulder, sporting his trusty arborist helmet, climbing harness and enough attitude to fell a forest.
Featuring a bold design with striking orange detailing and the unmistakable Damn Dirty Ape branding, this is one T-shirt that definitely doesn’t blend into the undergrowth!
Whether you’re a professional tree surgeon, a weekend woodcutter, or just someone who likes their logs big and their humour slightly questionable, this one’s for you.
Choose Your Colour
Natural Stone – Clean, classic and perfect for showing off your wild side.
Sage Green – Blend in with nature. Stand out from the crowd.
Earthy Brown – For those who prefer their clothes the same colour as their working environment!
The Important Bits
● Price: £29.95 each (free shipping)
● Sizes: S, M, L and XL
● Colours: Natural Stone, Sage Green and Earthy Brown
● Design: Our log-carrying ape with orange arborist detailing
● Style: Short-sleeved, crew-neck, cotton T-shirt
● Brand: Damn Dirty Ape by BelleBrookArb
About Our Rather Hairy Models…
Yes, the pictures are AI-generated! How could you tell
We did try booking a real ape for the photoshoot, but he demanded 400 bananas, a company van and Fridays off. Negotiations broke down.
So we’ve used a little AI magic to show off the collection instead.
The images are AI-generated mock-ups, designed to closely reflect the T-shirts, colours, print design and placement you can expect to receive.
There may be slight differences in the final colours, print size and positioning, but the T-shirt you receive will be very much real.
The model, however, is entirely fictional. Although we’re fairly sure we’ve worked with his cousin.
Ready to Join the Troop?
Perfect for tree surgeons, arborists, outdoor enthusiasts and anyone who’s ever looked at a massive log and thought, “Yeah, I’ll carry that.”
Just £29.95 each!
Grab yours and wear your ape with pride.
Damn Dirty Ape – For Those Who Don’t Monkey Around!